Let me begin with Justin Bieber. Incase you’ve been totally out of the celebrity loop, Justin Bieber has been having one of the longest, most aggressive celebrity meltdowns that I have seen in years (lookin at you B-spears). I called it the second my friend Cortney showed me that little tike on YouTube. I said to myself, “that child sounds like an angel, I can’t wait for this kid to become a teen and have an epic celebrity meltdown.”
Let’s reminisce:
First he starts putting out videos of himself peeing in buckets in restaurant kitchens… that was weird for everybody.
Then he loses Selena (Shout out to Selena, you da bomb girl).
Fast forward a few more years and we had the BEST roast on Comedy Central that I have ever DVRed.
What I am really trying to say here is this: Hey Justin Bieber, the 90’s Leonardo DiCaprio called and he wants his hair back.
Either way based on the recent singles we've heard, the new album is pretty great so far (when Kanye is involved, it is really hard not to have an awesome outcome, which makes me really wonder if we should all get on board with Kanye West for President in 2020). Seriously, I’m kidding. Sort of.
Xoxo,
The Don